stephenhawqueen:

the US is unreal like girls cant wear shorts to school, you can literally lose your job for being gay, and unarmed black children are brutally murdered on the regular but old white ppl r still like “what a beautiful country. i can freely carry a gun for no reason and some of our mountains look like presidents. god bless”

tagged: #it's scary 
ohsnappysnu:

i have never been more confused in my life

ohsnappysnu:

i have never been more confused in my life

tagged: #SHIT 
lindsaychrist:

the-amazin-flyin-jakben:

oh my word

agreed
tagged: #hhhhhhh 
good morning

sappling:

henteye:

how did pizza get deleted

don’t question blessings

tagged: #pizza is gone? 
tagged: #same 
tagged: #me 
adventuroustexts:

I see so many people wanting John Egbert to be Crocker John. It’s a great and scary concept and all, but all I could think of was…
…no. 

She can’t have him.

No one can.



You see, he’s not like the other characters. No one can have John Egbert. That’s his role. Ever since the beginning of Homestuck

John has always been the steadfast most annoyingly difficult to control character, and even the almighty Condesce and Caliborn himself can’t control him. 
He is mastered by no demon, no elder god, no omnipotent doggies friendly or otherwise, and certainly no fish queen. John Egbert is, as of now, the one truly free character in all of Homestuck, held back only by his love for his friends and no weaker bonds.

adventuroustexts:

I see so many people wanting John Egbert to be Crocker John. It’s a great and scary concept and all, but all I could think of was…

…no. 

She can’t have him.

No one can.

You see, he’s not like the other characters. No one can have John Egbert. That’s his role. Ever since the beginning of Homestuck

John has always been the steadfast most annoyingly difficult to control character, and even the almighty Condesce and Caliborn himself can’t control him. 

He is mastered by no demon, no elder god, no omnipotent doggies friendly or otherwise, and certainly no fish queen. John Egbert is, as of now, the one truly free character in all of Homestuck, held back only by his love for his friends and no weaker bonds.

tagged: #homestuck 
tagged: #same 

bellaisbadatmath:

fleurlungs:

“Life’s too short to drink crappy coffee and cry over boys who don’t care.”

— Matty Healy (The 1975)

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tsarbucks:

cursethegoldfish:

I’m actually dying lmao

more like your phone’s actually dying plug it in

tsarbucks:

cursethegoldfish:

I’m actually dying lmao

more like your phone’s actually dying plug it in